"but don't move, honey"


I asked for a pick up line but he went for a joke :)))) he thinks he's funny
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nobody-kill-any-virgins:

 #I’m in a relationship with that outfit 

#I’m in a relationship with his whole movement 

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hoaran:

*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*

*yeah*

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I’m just curious.. let’s see how many people agree

shushasworld:

Reblog if you’d still love your friend if s/he comes out for being gay, lesbian, bi, or any other sexual orientation that isn’t straight

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5SOS before every concert probably

ashton: omg think of all the boobs out there
mikey: im not done with my video game yet dammit
calum: can we eat on stage
ashton: what if we get bras on stage omg
calum: more importantly can i get naked on stage or
luke: guys we're going on in 5 omg get it together
mikey: shh im not done
ashton: what're you even playing? my little pony, video game version? *high fives himself*
calum: am i cute enough to even perform tonight?
luke: yes calum omg, mikey put the xbox down, ashton why are you sexting someone
mikey: it wont save!
calum: so i dont know where my pants went...
ashton: hot girls hell yeah hot girls hell yeah
luke: fuck you all i hate this band
mikey: IT WONT SAVE I CANT PERFORM
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aboveluke:

aboveluke:

aboveluke:

aboveluke:

petition for 5sos to have a free private concert for tumblr users only

i still want this to happen 

EVERYONE reblog the shit outta this bcs this needs to happen 

step 2 : get them to notice this post 

this is going to be harder than i thought

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heckingclifford:

heckingclifford:

"Haiii guise!!"

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"Shutup Michael"

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"Yep, this is my band"

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*deep thinking*

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dean-winchester-is-batman:

dicksp8jr:

impala-in-the-shire:

the-bite-of-frost:

eddeha:

somewhatdorky:

inmyscarecrowdreams:

kerfufflery:

Why the hell aren’t Supernatural fans calling themselves Wayward Sons?

I second this.

Thirded.

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONS

THERE’S NO PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOOOOONE

LAY YOU WEARY HEAD TO REEEEST

YOU’LL BE CRYING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

forever-being-loved:

kateitron:

chelseawelseyknight:

hart-2big:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

The number is just going up

And it always will

it hit a million

Thats a lot of single people

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noctstiel:

angrymuslimah:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

i feel this in my bones

enough to make your systems blow?

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